Alright so today… what happened today? …why am I asking you?
Alright I got woken up at around about 11am. This is because I was exhausted from the night before making sure someone didn’t drown in their own vomit. Mostly however I woke up at 11am because my Dad decided that 11am was late enough to sleep in and that I should get my lazy arse into gear.
After a breakfast that I forgot and showering I decided that I should give up on No-shave November. My face looked pretty damn bad, shaving was probably necessary anyway. Mostly though I did this because, well, I was going out tonight. I don’t have anyone to impress but unshaven for 2 weeks doesn’t really go with a suit. That’s right. I’m suiting up.
Lunch was chip sandwiches. Like, deep fried potato chips in between two slices of bread. Carbohydrates. Everywhere.
I’m lucky enough to have a Mum who loves me, because when I pulled out my suit it turns out the pants were suffering from a distinct absence of the presence of buttons. She volunteered to fix them. My Mum is awesome.
So now, I’m sitting here writing this, because I won’t be able to do it tonight. Tomorrow I’ll wake up and tell you guys about it. I mean, that’s the plan. By the way, I actually like to think I don’t look to bad in a suit, hence the me doing it. Not my idea, one of my best mates ideas actually, but I’m going to take credit for it and play a little game I like to call “Have you met [insertnamehere–because it’s the internet and names are not for such places]”
Hopefully it all goes well.